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Conspiracy Theorist Woman Drives Her Two Sons off a Cliff…Because Illuminati – Thats Why

This pretty woman thinks the Illuminati want to kill her family…what a damn shame.

Athena Doyle Those curls do not look natural

The story goes that Athena Doyle thought the Illuminati was trying to kill her whole family. So what’s a girl to do?

Like any sensible modern day woman Athena takes to Facebook and posts a massive rant not unlike regular folk do regarding more monotonous things like the last piece of toilet paper or that Rex the dog barfed inside again.

Athena Doyle's Facebook Athena has 1 crazy friend that likes her rant and 1 reasonable friend that does the normal thing

Athena’s car was later found upside down at the bottom of a 300 foot hill. Doyle and her two sons where airlifted to hospital. The two young boys have since been discharged, no one saw what happened *queue twilight zone music* but the cops decided to arrest her bat shit crazy ass anyway. That should keep her safe from the Illuminati, but we’re not so sure about the fat and hairy bull dykes in prison.

Whats the harm in crazy conspiracy theories right?

More on this story here.

2 comments

  1. The way you portray people labeling them like this is in bad taste

    • OK, we’re sorry if we offended you *the worlds tinniest violin begins playing* Perhaps if curly Sue had checked herself into the clinic and not driven her two innocent boys off a God Damned cliff we would not have had to offend you in the first place!

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