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Homeopaths Heal World With Magical Toilet Potion

Toilet

Magic potion goes in here Wizards (not the cool kind) disguised as homeopaths have recently declared the world as healed. Methods used? Leuticum (Or Syph) potion of course. Made from the dust of pixie wings and unicorn horns flushed straight down the toilet bowel. Alternatively, sprinkled into the ocean. TLP ...

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Santa Claus Caught Spraying Deadly Chemtrails

Santa Caught

Chemtrails and magical elf powder caught spewing from the sleigh Jerry Blacksheep a resident of New Zealand says he was going about his business, sheering his sheep when he noticed something odd in the sky.It was something Jerry had seen many times before. Always around the same time of year. ...

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