Magic potion goes in here Wizards (not the cool kind) disguised as homeopaths have recently declared the world as healed. Methods used? Leuticum (Or Syph) potion of course. Made from the dust of pixie wings and unicorn horns flushed straight down the toilet bowel. Alternatively, sprinkled into the ocean. TLP ...
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Very Official Guild Award Press GIF Image Next years Crisis Actors Guild Awards nominations have finally been revealed. With the ceremony taking place in April 2015 the guild has just revealed the following category nominees. Best Grieving Female Naomi Waterhouse for her US radio interview regarding Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 ...
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Dorothy says she is upset the US lead bombing raid on ISIS will likely thwart her thrifty fuel shopping Dorothy Fisher looks just like any other 80 year old grandmother except Dorothy has a secret. She is a terrorist sympathizer and worse than that she has been caught buying ISIS ...
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Hipsters. The true enemy. Just look at his evil calculating eyes If you’re like most regular informed readers of this great website of ours you no doubt understand the undeniable scientific fact that the Earth would be a better place without trendy smug hipsters. We can all agree that no ...
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The Lizard People Because the Truth Is out There, Somewhere