The main reason that sheeple of this world give for refusing to accept the existence of extraterrestrials is a complete lack of proof. Such ignorance is trying, to say the least, especially given the evidence that is staring them in the face: Area 51, Russian ‘meteors’ mysteriously shot out of the sky, Hawaiian light shows and so on. Yet still they persist in their denial. What more proof do they need, for fuc…sorry. What more proof do they need?

Now, we are willing to admit that the average alien is extremely skilled in the art of concealment. That’s why you can’t just buy a map to ET’s House in the shops. However, once in a while, one of them goes rogue and threatens to blow the lid on the whole thing. This time, it’s not an ET, it’s a DT.

It feels like Donald Trump has been in and around the spotlight since forever. His colorful business past, extravagant lifestyle, and crazy wife meant he never quite went away. Up until now, most people have dismissed him as a vain buffoon with far too much cash — just another rich asshole enjoying life in the 1%. Since deciding to run for President, however, his behaviour has become increasingly bizarre.

Almost alien, one might say.

Trump is still as arrogant as ever but now appears unable to control himself in public. Apart from the inflammatory rhetoric, he is also displaying unusual ‘powers’. For example, after he was slaughtered in a political debate, he accused the female moderator of “having blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever”. How could he know that? We’ve always been led to believe that’s something only bears and sharks can sense.

Then there are his constant attacks on immigrants. This guy is protesting so much about illegal aliens that he can only be trying to hide in plain sight. How better to avoid suspicion than to deflect it elsewhere? When he claimed that President Obama isn’t “one of us”, why did no one ask him who the ‘us’ referred to?

All evidence points to an alien subversion of the White House, with Trump attempting to install himself as the most powerful man on the planet. Once in power, he would be perfectly placed to prepare for any future invasion. He could dismantle NASA, weaken the general population by slashing medical benefits, and even reduce the military’s ability to fight by getting into another war of attrition. And the true beauty of this plan? If anyone questions his decisions, he can just claim he is doing his job as a Republican.

There’s even the possibility that his ascension to power has already been foretold by Hollywood. In 1997, someone turned up claiming to be the Supreme Being. They, too, began by spouting unintelligible nonsense. There was also exactly the same insistence that only they could save planet Earth.

And they had crazy orange hair as well!

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“Where the freaking hell have these guys gone?”

Well, we are now able to answer that question. We just hope you are sitting down.

Remember that UFO sighting over the Statue of Liberty in December last year? We do, and we can tell you it was a damn sight more than a sighting. In the middle of compiling a dossier on Michael Jackson’s latest known whereabouts, we were suddenly surrounded by an intense light. There followed a brief, intense feeling of being in millions of places at the same time, then…nothing but blackness.

Screenshot of youtube video posted by Scott Kensington and wife. Yes, they saw what happened to us!

Next we knew, we were sitting in the most comfortable armchairs imaginable. Interplanetary La-Z-Boy recliners, if you will. Our hosts appeared as floating balls of pure energy, brilliant against the darkness. Their voices bypassed our senses and arrived directly in our minds — in English, funnily enough. The leader, whose name apparently translated as Philip, told us that we were guests on their ship and would be well treated. He refused to answer any questions as to his identity or that of our destination. However, he did apologize for the tablets we were to be given in place of food and water. The journey was to take four Earth days with no human toilet facilities on board, so it sounded more than fair.

Naturally, one question was running through our heads over and over again. What did these clearly advanced aliens want with us? Had we been specifically targeted or was this just a random abduction? Were we being looked after because they valued us or was it just easier to insert the probe if we were relaxed? We were literally in the dark for those four days, with only each other for company and not even basic internet. It was a worrying time.

As it turned out we needn’t have worried — our butt cherries were to remain intact. As soon as we arrived, Philip spoke an alien command and what we assumed was a black wall suddenly dissolved and became a giant panoramic window. Instantly we knew where we had been taken because we had been studying pictures of that red landscape for years. It was Mars!

According to Philip, the Martians were pissed at the arrival of the Curiosity Rover and wanted to hit back at those responsible. Their plan was to create geological features that would be very difficult to explain. Our job, as experienced Truthers, was to come up with the ideas and then supervise the manufacture.

So that is where we have been these past few months!

Our first success was the ‘little green man’, and we grew from there. There were many other achievements, but we are especially proud of the ‘facehugger’, the ‘pyramid’ and, of course, how can we miss our masterpiece, the ‘floating spoon’.

Oh boy, now that we look back at these photos. They really do look awesome!

In fact, when spies back on Earth told our hosts of our success they didn’t want to let us leave. But we had to go. It was a great honour to be chosen, but several months living off nutrition tablets had taken its toll. We were really missing pizza, beer and broadband. Not to mention the ability to take a satisfying dump. Eventually, we persuaded the Martians that pranking so-called scientists was awesome, but we were needed back on Earth to fight a greater enemy — The Establishment. They agreed to let us return home in exchange for a few more ideas. Keep watching the news for eerie photos resembling Kanye West.

And so, to paraphrase Randy Quaid in Independence Day before he went batshit crazy…

“Hello boys! We’re baaaaaack!!”

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UFO researcher Tom Carey says he has ‘smoking gun’ evidence that insect like aliens were operated on in Roswell New Mexico.

Carey says the images were sent to him by a high powered woman who has a pilots license from Midland, Texas and that camera maker Kodak has authenticated his photograph as being dated from the year of the crash incident.

The only problem is that Carey hasn’t revealed his smoking gun evidence and it doesn’t help that he also makes his money from writing books about Roswell and Area 51.

That old chestnut! The old bait and switch.

Tell people you have something you don’t have then when they come looking you sell them something else.

You can read the original story here or read a far better analysis here.

At least he is doing better than this guy who showed you images of toys you can buy at K-Mart and then told you it was aliens.

Or this other guy who told you there are 100,000 Bigfoot in North America but he can’t show you any.

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Dr Boyd Bushman knows where the Aliens are.

They are on a planet called Quintumnia.

God damn that’s a shitty name Boyd!

And here we are thinking that the stupidest shit you could ever name something has already been done by attention seeking celebrity Jerks right here on Earth, naming their kids shit like Apple and Blanket.

Imagine that, flying all the fucking way across the Universe arriving to this perfect blue little majestic place in the galaxy, getting out of your craft and then projecting a thought into the earthlings head that says “Hi Bob, we are aliens from the planet Quintumnia, what is your planet called?” and the Earth creature replies back to you ‘Earth’ wouldn’t you be seriously pissed?

You’ve come 64,000 light years and Humans, the dumbest species of sentient beings in the Universe have a much cooler named Planet than yours.

Area 51, Alien spirits, Phoenix Lights, Polaroid images of Earth from an Alien craft and random shit stuck to a cardboard cut out as if its a science project, it’s all too much man.

Boyd’s buddies from Quintumnia were spotted out and about posing at various different toy stores and Kmart. When approached they did not say anything prompting people to suspect they were too stupid to understand telepathy.

See below image and video of the Quintumnians disguised as toys almost exactly like that scene in E.T.

Boyd’s alien mistaken for a toy. (Image: spikedmilks bucket)

Billy or whatever your name is, you look like a sweet old man and we sincerely hope you Rest in Peace, we don’t need the bad juju on this one.

Peace out Doc.

P.S. How long do you think it will take before the image experts and Photoshop pro’s begins debunking the pictures of Earth taken from the craft that the camera man didn’t think to zoom in on? Please comment below.

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For years, skeptics and sheeple have been trying to debunk the facts surrounding ancient aliens and their origins and influence over society. Basically, these people claim that the ancient aliens who so clearly and without doubt have echoed through our history simply aren’t real- let alone a major part of how society works today.

Despite their blatant ignorance in the face of the facts, we have continued to battle with them over the way that these creatures have manipulated evidence-sometimes, admittedly, very plausibly- to create a reality where people just can’t seem to get their heads around the idea that there could-indeed, be something more.

Luckily, we’ve finally found irrefutable evidence that our reasoning was correct all along. You may remember, a couple of years ago, there was a great to-do about whether a certain president of the United States was, indeed, American. Many of the bleeding-heart liberal sheeple defended his origins, claiming that it was nothing but a ploy by our republican allies to destabilize his position of power. Eventually, the issue was simply pushed under the rug, with the production of a spurious “birth certificate” (which, if you looked at it closely, was clearly printed on the back of a Russian McDonald’s receipt). The issue was basically ignored, with the sheeple just deciding to go on following their leader despite having no real idea where he came from. At least then, we assumed that he was just from outside America- but what if he was, in fact, from outside Earth?

While most people assumed that the demands for a birth certificate were to authenticate his American citizenship, we can now reveal that our crusading brothers in the tea party and beyond were trying to expose a much more discomforting truth. We were quickly able to ascertain that the birth certificate was faked (for one, what kind of POTUS would want to be from Hawaii?) and that his origins were actually from beyond this Earth.

The specific nature of his origins is not yet known. However, we can be sure that the intergalactic president will be planning to bring members of his own race down to earth soon. His references to changing immigration isn’t just a reference to what kind of people will be allowed on American soil, but rather is sowing the seeds for the arrival of the rest of his species, which we can only assume are wafting above Earth in a spaceship as we type. Yet another instance where we were right all along.

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Bombshell new evidence has revealed that ill fated Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 broke up mid air after being hit and punctured by a large number of ‘high-energy objects’.

Despite the mainstream dinosaur media claiming it was Russian separatists we here at TLP remained unfazed and were one of the only alternative media sources to question the Alien agenda in a July 18 article.

The new evidence points undoubtedly to the use of advanced alien laser weaponry. Using the term ‘high-energy objects’ is just another way to say LASER WEAPONS but of course the Teleprompter reading mainstream media wont tell you this because they are in cahoots with world alien run secret world governments.

We already know that the United States and Israel own Tactical High-Energy Laser weapons, if we can create such weapons of destructions, can you imagine what advanced alien civilisations are stock holding?

But why would ET want to shoot down an airliner?

Think about it!

If the aliens are working with the US government and the US government along with the EU wanted to separate the Ukraine from Russia, what better way to do it then to ask their ET butt buddies to drop the airliner from the sky’s and blame it on the Russians.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Amazing footage has been taken by a local resident of Delhi, India of what looks to be any normal Airplane.

But is it….?

29 year old Delhi resident Murgh Makhani, says he took the image when photographing the Qutb Minar but later realized what he had captured was likely an un-identified flying object (UFO).

TLP staffer and resident nerdlinger, Oskar Wheeler used highly specialized image enhancing and enlargement technology found for free online to essentially confirm what Mr Makhani had claimed.

See the enhanced image below:

Enhanced image of UFO captured above Delhi

As you can see from the image, what appears to be a common airliner is in fact unidentified.

No obvious markings on the plane make it unidentifiable to the human eye, and this is what one UFO investigator had to say:

“the lack of any identifiable logo, banner or alpha-numeric’s make this a highly credible image. It’s actually pretty scary considering we have no clue what type of alien civilization is flying that piece of technology and they could be hostile” said amateur UFO investigator Burt Truffle, adding “their technology is far superior to anything we have on Earth, if they can make their ship shape shift into a plane, what else can it do? Can it disguise itself as a tank or even a New York City yellow cab?”

Burt says he fears for the safety of all Americans and people of the world and recommends a simple 3 point checklist when confirming if any moving vehicle or man made machine is of extra terrestrial origins.

“first you identify with obvious markers like logo’s, words and colors, next you would use a highly specialized method of identification using your other senses like smell, taste or touch, so for example say you are in a cab and you think it could be an alien scout ship you could smell the seat which is not so obvious at first. Because most cabs smell of aged leather, peoples asses and McDonald’s so its unlikely that aliens would have the expertise to replicate those smells, if it doesn’t smell like a cab seat should smell and instead smells really clean then you know its probably not from this Earth and last but not least use social media. If your walking down the street and you see something flying above but don’t know if its man made or not simply take a snap, upload it to Facebook or Twitter and ask ‘what is this?’ I don’t recommend you use Snapchat though for obvious reasons “

What do you think this is? Aliens, Government spy drone, transformer or time traveler?

Please comment below and don’t forget to share Burt’s simple 3 point checklist for confirming if something is of man made human origin or not:

1- Check for obvious markers

2- Use your sense of smell taste and touch to make further confirmation

3- Ask the Internet, but not Snapchat

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Strange lights have been captured all over the world in cities from Rome, Moscow, London, Sydney and Los Angeles.

The lights have been described as “luminescent objects” and have been seen “hovering” or “floating” above city centres. One man described the lights as “Looking almost like stars, but not quite”.

Reports first started flooding in on Sunday night after two London residents spotted the lights as they were walking their dog home from the park. The pair said they tried to capture the lights on their phones but bizarrely when they checked back after recording the incident nothing was visible except for the night sky.

The incident went viral after John and Alison Allsopp read about it on facebook and afterwards John a small town local radio host took to the airwaves to ask if anyone else had seen the strange lights. “We got flooded with calls said John, the whole screen just went crazy with call after call, everybody had seen something”.

Not long after that “the whole thing just blew up and turned into a world wide event” reported senior police constable Mark Andrews with the Dulwich Police Station who was asked to attend one of the sights where the lights had first been witnessed.

“By the time I had gotten there to investigate, the lights must have zoomed off into the distance because they reminded me of a time I lit Chinese Lanterns as a kid, it was kind of surreal to be perfectly honest” explained Constable Andrews as he recounted the bizarre experience.

It was not long after that the lights were picked up in Rome and Moscow at the same time, shortly after they were seen above Sydney, Los Angeles and then Rio de Janeiro.

The U.S. Air force declined to comment. As did the Navy.

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We can’t just sit back and let the mainstream media dictate global news to us and the reasons behind the news, we have to make up our own conclusions based on late night Internet research AKA YouTube videos and websites from fellow truthers who are in the know.

Traditionally allies Australia and America have been enemies with China, taking turns flexing one anothers military muscle at one another.

And now this.

It makes no sense…

…but after a little Googling… we found out a lot of information, and when we say A LOT we mean A LOT.

Did you know that the U.S. and Australia run a small secret joint military defence base at Pine Gap, located south west of Alice Springs which has been in the news many times for its connection to outer worldly creatures and UFO’s (pay special attention to the facts part of the article).

So it would make complete sense that the US and Australia would want to combine their forces when dealing with hostile Alien beings.

The Lizard People reporters spoke to local James Wheeler (not his real name) who said that on “most Friday and Saturday nights after coming home from the pub” after only a few drinks he would sit out the front to relax and medicate himself with medicinal marijuana and then see “strange lights in the sky, that kinda look like stars but there not” followed by military helicopters.

The likely scenario will be one in which U.S. Australian and Chinese troops go deep underground into the alien bases to begin a world war 3 style scenario only this time, it’s the world V Aliens.

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Google’s July 9 World Cup Doodle seems fun and friendly at first with “aliens” watching from “above”, but thats only to the untrained eyes of regular citizens who prefer to mill around going to their “jobs” and never questioning the seemingly mundane symbols of day to day life, or at least not questioning deep enough.

Is that really a fun Google Doodle or is it an ominous image of something truly sinister?

One only has to use Google’s product the humble secret spy mechanism AKA search engine to uncover how evil and connected to outer worldly powers Google truly is.

For example as mentioned above, the first sign of Google’s evilness is when you type the phrase “Who was Google funded by?” into it’s search engine you will be prompted before even finishing your search and hitting the search button to change the word ‘funded’ to ‘founded’ by Google’s live spell check, even though the word was not spelt incorrectly.

After completing your search you will be prompted yet again by Google’s own search engine feature called “Did you mean:” to search for something slightly less questionable…

Did you mean: who was google founded by?

Hmm, what on Earth could Google possibly be hiding?

Could it be the fact that Google was bankrolled by the CIA, as documented by many highly legitimate online sources and that the CIA were in fact enrolled from the very beginning to act as ET’s local news outpost and communications hub here on Earth!

Of course not! How dare we question mighty Google…

Right?

Wrong!

Google is an evil empire that has been controlled by alien overlords and has been spying on you ever since the very beginning? And what is their Alien motive you ask?

Well what else… is it not blindly obvious as this image tells us, they want to use Earth as a playground, or better yet…a HUNTING GROUND.

We warned you here first folks.

Spread the news.

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