Bigfoot strolls through the park looking for left over BBQ You’ve all heard of Bigfoot but what you haven’t heard of is Bigfootology the science behind Bigfoot and guess what else? Bigfootologist’s reckon there are 100,000 of the Chewbacca looking things in North America… …pfffft-yeah right! Bigfootology is the apparent ...
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Another BP Employee Dies after Blowing Whistle
BP likely assassinates another staff member for blowing whistle A 64 year old B.P. whistle blower has died today. Police say they are confident he died of a ‘heart attack’ saying he was obese and unhealthy looking. Denny Tyler long time conspiracy theorist and Reddit user explains that the secret ...
Read More »This Guy Faked Chemtrails And Conspiratards Believed Him
Chemtrail guy AKA Chris Bovey in Argentina courtesy of VICE bruh Chris Bovey pissed off a lot of conspiracy theorists when he faked chemtrails, lol. So as the story goes Chris was on a flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina when his pilot decided to make an emergency landing in Sao ...
Read More »Science Babe Swallows 50 Homeopathic Sleeping Pills
Science Babe in all her glory courtesy of Science Babes Facebook page …or maybe a better way to put it would be to say watch what doesn’t happen. Homeopathy for those that don’t know is a way for people to sell magical water and sugar pills to gullible idiots without ...
Read More »2015 Crisis Actors Guild Award Nominations Revealed
Very Official Guild Award Press GIF Image Next years Crisis Actors Guild Awards nominations have finally been revealed. With the ceremony taking place in April 2015 the guild has just revealed the following category nominees. Best Grieving Female Naomi Waterhouse for her US radio interview regarding Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 ...
Read More »The Cocaine Conspiracy of 1929
The Government and BIG pharma don’t want you or your children enjoying the benefits of Cocaine. Cocaine is great and the Government know’s it! Users of the plant have long reported that it’s great for concentration, energy, bodily aches and pains, an overall feeling of well being and as most ...
Read More »Old Australian Lady Caught Profiting from ISIS Terrorists
Dorothy says she is upset the US lead bombing raid on ISIS will likely thwart her thrifty fuel shopping Dorothy Fisher looks just like any other 80 year old grandmother except Dorothy has a secret. She is a terrorist sympathizer and worse than that she has been caught buying ISIS ...
Read More »ISIS Has Been Completely Fabricated By Hipsters
Hipsters. The true enemy. Just look at his evil calculating eyes If you’re like most regular informed readers of this great website of ours you no doubt understand the undeniable scientific fact that the Earth would be a better place without trendy smug hipsters. We can all agree that no ...
Read More »Mad Monk Rasputin Still Alive and in Hollywood
Rasputin recreates an old zombie charachter for #throwbackthursday. (Image: atomicdeadguy.com) This is one for all our history buff believers- you must know about the story of Grigori Rasputin. Known as the Mad Monk, he was a major part of early twentieth century Russian society, a priest who had a close ...
Read More »New Information Reveals President as an Ancient Alien
POTUS tries to communicate via mind warp with his alien siblings For years, skeptics and sheeple have been trying to debunk the facts surrounding ancient aliens and their origins and influence over society. Basically, these people claim that the ancient aliens who so clearly and without doubt have echoed through ...
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