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Science Babe Swallows 50 Homeopathic Sleeping Pills

Science Babe Science Babe in all her glory courtesy of Science Babes Facebook page

…or maybe a better way to put it would be to say watch what doesn’t happen.

Homeopathy for those that don’t know is a way for people to sell magical water and sugar pills to gullible idiots without the 5-0 showing up and busting their ass.

The magical water and sugar pills can apparently cure everything from cancer, tourette’s and even anal warts.

It was invented by a guy called Samuel Hahnemann who also at the time thought that all known diseases are caused by coffee. He later changed his tune.

Homepathic remedies are made by taking herbs and minerals (basically dirt and parsley), adding water, shaking, removing herbs, adding more water, shaking and voila!

Based on this profound knowledge of science and medicine TLP has decided that we will soon be releasing a Homepathic version of Cocaine.

That’s right TLP will be entering the domain previously ruled over by street hustlers and big city drug lords and taking them on with our own concoction that will only cost the coke fiend 72 cents!

The theory is that if we place a $20 note in a bath tub of water, let it sit for 10 minutes the residue of Cocaine and no doubt stripper ass sweat previously left on the note by the fine people of our city will leech into the water as a diluted amount which we will then bottle, shake vigorously and then on sell to junkies and young upstart lawyers that cannot afford regularly priced Cocaine.


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