The main reason that sheeple of this world give for refusing to accept the existence of extraterrestrials is a complete lack of proof. Such ignorance is trying, to say the least, especially given the evidence that is staring them in the face: Area 51, Russian ‘meteors’ mysteriously shot out of the sky, Hawaiian light shows and so on. Yet still they persist in their denial. What more proof do they need, for fuc…sorry. What more proof do they need?

Now, we are willing to admit that the average alien is extremely skilled in the art of concealment. That’s why you can’t just buy a map to ET’s House in the shops. However, once in a while, one of them goes rogue and threatens to blow the lid on the whole thing. This time, it’s not an ET, it’s a DT.

It feels like Donald Trump has been in and around the spotlight since forever. His colorful business past, extravagant lifestyle, and crazy wife meant he never quite went away. Up until now, most people have dismissed him as a vain buffoon with far too much cash — just another rich asshole enjoying life in the 1%. Since deciding to run for President, however, his behaviour has become increasingly bizarre.

Almost alien, one might say.

Trump is still as arrogant as ever but now appears unable to control himself in public. Apart from the inflammatory rhetoric, he is also displaying unusual ‘powers’. For example, after he was slaughtered in a political debate, he accused the female moderator of “having blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever”. How could he know that? We’ve always been led to believe that’s something only bears and sharks can sense.

Then there are his constant attacks on immigrants. This guy is protesting so much about illegal aliens that he can only be trying to hide in plain sight. How better to avoid suspicion than to deflect it elsewhere? When he claimed that President Obama isn’t “one of us”, why did no one ask him who the ‘us’ referred to?

All evidence points to an alien subversion of the White House, with Trump attempting to install himself as the most powerful man on the planet. Once in power, he would be perfectly placed to prepare for any future invasion. He could dismantle NASA, weaken the general population by slashing medical benefits, and even reduce the military’s ability to fight by getting into another war of attrition. And the true beauty of this plan? If anyone questions his decisions, he can just claim he is doing his job as a Republican.

There’s even the possibility that his ascension to power has already been foretold by Hollywood. In 1997, someone turned up claiming to be the Supreme Being. They, too, began by spouting unintelligible nonsense. There was also exactly the same insistence that only they could save planet Earth.

And they had crazy orange hair as well!

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No, this is not the title of a never before seen episode of the Twilight Zone nor is it an extra chapter in H.G. Wells Time Machine.

This is real. And it is hilarious. Or disturbing. Depends on how you look at it. Kind of like watching an episode of Adventure Time completely baked off your ass.

But wait there’s more. In case you thought a ‘time traveler’ running for president is about as sparkly as it gets, you would be wrong. Not only is the presidential candidate a ‘time traveler’ he also claims to have teleported to Mars and is an Indigo child with special abilities including using his mind to levitate small objects.

Incredibly by day the super hero time traveler is a lawyer named Andrew Basiago.

Oh, Geez Louise that sucks. Now we definitely can’t trust him even though we absolutely want to! How freaking awesome would it be having this crazy cat as U.S. President! It sure beats the current semi-cool black President who plays basket ball by an awesomeness factor of three thousand percent.

Nevertheless, let’s assume Mr. Presidential Candidate is telling the truth. Realistically as a lawyer he won’t have access to anything other than a rankly old coffee machine or a new iPhone, let alone the time machine he used to surf space time with.

How then will he prove his time travel adventures?

With a photograph. That’s how!

Andy claims to have been part of a U.S. Government program when he was a kid and was sent to Mars, Lincoln’s Gettysburg speech (image attached below), one million years into the past and 2045.

Young time traveler Andrew Basiago photobombing Gettysburg

Andy Basiago published a paper in 2008 titled The Discovery of Life on Mars where he declares:

Evidence that the Red Planet harbors life and has for eons was discovered by the author by examining NASA photograph PIA10214, a westward view of the West Valley of the Columbia Basin in the Gusev Crater that was taken by the Mars Exploration Rover Spirit in November 2007 and beamed back to the Earth.

Below is one of the many images contained in Basiago’s paper where he explains that the image reveals a humanoid, a dinosaur, snakes and an entity with a cobra-like torso.

Basiago’s Indigo child super powers allow him to see what others cannot. All we see is rocks.

On Mars, humanoids and plesiosaurs extinct on Earth co-exist (left), as snakes slither across the ground and a humanoid confronts an odd entity with a cobra-like torso (right). The Martians have adorned the surface above their subterranean dwellings with relics. Is this an ecosystem teeming with life or a surreal sculpture garden? Probably, it is both.

Why would Andy need to write a paper arguing for life on Mars using images NASA took if he’s actually been to Mars? Who knows, maybe the cobra-like rock people were too afraid to show themselves in front of Andy and his time travelling mob of dweebs.

Oddly Andy says he will not win the 2016 presidential election (this was explained to him by Government agents when he and Barack Obama used to hang out and time travel). Basiago says he will run again in 2020 and will definitely win that one.

Andy, mate we’d love to have a beer with you, you are one seriously rad dude.

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We can’t just sit back and let the mainstream media dictate global news to us and the reasons behind the news, we have to make up our own conclusions based on late night Internet research AKA YouTube videos and websites from fellow truthers who are in the know.

Traditionally allies Australia and America have been enemies with China, taking turns flexing one anothers military muscle at one another.

And now this.

It makes no sense…

…but after a little Googling… we found out a lot of information, and when we say A LOT we mean A LOT.

Did you know that the U.S. and Australia run a small secret joint military defence base at Pine Gap, located south west of Alice Springs which has been in the news many times for its connection to outer worldly creatures and UFO’s (pay special attention to the facts part of the article).

So it would make complete sense that the US and Australia would want to combine their forces when dealing with hostile Alien beings.

The Lizard People reporters spoke to local James Wheeler (not his real name) who said that on “most Friday and Saturday nights after coming home from the pub” after only a few drinks he would sit out the front to relax and medicate himself with medicinal marijuana and then see “strange lights in the sky, that kinda look like stars but there not” followed by military helicopters.

The likely scenario will be one in which U.S. Australian and Chinese troops go deep underground into the alien bases to begin a world war 3 style scenario only this time, it’s the world V Aliens.

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Many people are abundantly aware of how deadly peanuts can be with several people being killed by peanut induced anaphylaxis each year.

The mainstream media has beaten the drum of fear loudly and repeatedly induced horror movie like paralysis in people all over the peanut loving world in recent times.

It is estimated that in the U.S. alone, only 150 people die from all food related allergies combined, including maybe a few from peanuts.

As we all know, money makes the world go round and when you follow the money there is usually a secret government agenda, and at the heart of it is likely an evil plot to kill you and your family.

In the case of peanut allergies. The peanut money points directly to world governments. U.S., U.K., Europe, Canada, China. And that intel comes from prominent sources online that we have ties to such as the US Marines.

Peanuts themselves are supposed to be a delicious snack that all types of people from all walks of life love to eat. Who doesn’t love a good peanut? Be it with an ice cold beer or gently resting in between a wall of chocolate?

But of course the government has to step in and ruin every good party. Unlike most normal foods such as cheeseburgers or fried chicken peanuts are grown naturally which means they should be OK to eat. But they aren’t!

For some unknown reason peanuts cause a very specific amount of people to go into cardiac arrest or anaphylaxis and then die. The range of psychotic and horrible possibilities of what the government can do with such a bio weapon is endless.

And as usual where there are other uses or possibilities they will use them. For example, one of those other possibilities is Psychological Warfare and its no longer a possibility but now a fact.

The government is using peanuts in Psychological Warfare as explained by Dr. Nicholas Christakis saying that measures taken to ensure allergic children are not exposed is disproportinal to actual risk and that popular responses “bear many of the hallmarks of mass psychogenic illness”.

Just when you think they have run out of possibilities to screw with you and your family… they come out with a “solution”. That solution folks, is called the EpiPen. A “pen” filled with adrenaline that comes with a vast range of dangers that they even admit, cold bloodedly.

Just take a look at the admissions in this FDA Warning Letter…

“Adverse reactions observed with EpiPen are anxiety, apprehensiveness, restlessness,

tremor, weakness, dizziness, sweating, palpitations, pallor, nausea and vomiting, headache,

respiratory difficulties, arrhythmias, hypertension, and angina. “

The real answer to 1984, is not to eat peanuts folks.

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