This is one for all our history buff believers- you must know about the story of Grigori Rasputin.

Known as the Mad Monk, he was a major part of early twentieth century Russian society, a priest who had a close relationship with the royal family and a libido that was off the charts. Aside from that, he was also said to have magical, sometimes restorative powers. When he eventually met his end via assassination, he had to be poisoned, shot, and drowned before he apparently died. Most skeptics swallow these facts as truth (IDIOTS), referencing the fact that Rasputin’s body was removed from the river several days later, obviously dead. But we’re here to explain to you what really happened that night-and, more importantly, what has happened since.

While many people just blindly assumed that Grigori Rasputin brought it while he was trying to claw his way out from under the ice of a Russian river, we know that he survived that night. Replacing what was assumed to be his body with that of a corpse with an ostentatious beard attached- a series of events that would later form the basis for the hit film Weekend at Bernie’s- he fled revolutionary Russia, sensing the danger that lay there for him, and continued his career fraternising with the upper echelons of the cultural elite. That’s right- we can confirm that Rasputin actually ended up in Hollywood. And he’s been working there ever since.

With his magical powers, Rasputin acted as a consultant for many major horror-related motion pictures during his stay in Los Angeles. Although he’s now retired from the business officially, he occasionally takes on jobs as favours for proteges like Scorsece and Tarantino. While his official involvement on film sets is generally kept hush-hush for fear that the viewing public may be put off by the involvement of a supposedly-dead Russian priest, he is a regular on the LA party circuit.

Evidence of this is limitless- aside from a photo with Grigori and George A. Romero from the set of Night of the Living Dead, which was tweeted in 1967 then quickly removed, he regularly uses pseudonyms to conceal his real identity. The general rule of thumb is that if the person accepting the Academy Award has a big beard, it’s a nod to the fact that Rasputin was behind the bulk of the work.

He is scheduled to begin production of a new movie next spring.

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Wikipedia as we all know is a CIA and NSA led global misinformation operation, so instead of giving you misleading information from the Wikipedia article on Ebola, we as always are here to give you the true facts on what Ebola really is and what it’s about to do to Planet Earth and it’s inhabitants.

What is Ebola?

No one really knows what Ebola is.

Not even scientists.

Some say it’s ‘an infectious and generally fatal disease marked by fever and severe internal bleeding, spread through contact with infected body fluids by a filovirus ( Ebola virus ), whose normal host species is unknown.’ but that’s just medical mumbo-jumbo written in such a way to create mass global confusion.

Most truthers have come to know that Ebola is a deadly zombie virus created by evil bio scientists working for the World Health Organization in the 1970’s. It was created as a bioweapon against humanity itself and the host species that some say is “unknown” is in fact zombie blood being harvested from thousands of infected zombies located in a complex underground zombie prison base.

Who you should trust?

Trust no one. Not even us.

Don’t trust “health experts” especially doctors.

Never trust the media, they have proven that in times like these they play second fiddle to their reptilian overlords.

Trust your own instincts.

If you think armageddon is coming by way of a zombie apocalypse disguised as an “Ebola outbreak” and your instincts tell you to start digging a hideout hole for you and your family in your back yard with supreme DIY prowess then obviously, do so. Even if all local intel sources appear to tell the opposite story, and especially if they call you ‘crazy.’

What you should do?

Prepare yourself.

The elite have been preparing for thousands of years.

Recently they have been sending each other coded smoke signals hidden right in front of our eyes by way of programs such as The Walking Dead and many other recent apocalyptic zombie films.

They do this to signal the start of the end to one another. Kind of like a secret handshake and *wink* done over vast distances.

You should take heed from the elite and start storing flashlights, batteries, zombie killing weapons, canned food and of course medicine.

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