Dorothy Fisher looks just like any other 80 year old grandmother except Dorothy has a secret.

She is a terrorist sympathizer and worse than that she has been caught buying ISIS fuel from her local BP service station at prices so low she has managed to save more than what she regularly loses during her weekly Bingo nights at the Bendigo town hall, north west of Melbourne.

Local Bendigo police chief Darren Frockford says that catching the terrorist sympathizers in his town has been a hard task “usually they leave before we get there and unfortunately we can’t go after the vendor BP because they are much too large an organisation for us to take down with the current lack of state funded resources at our disposal”.

TLP reporters were able to track down the 80 year old terrorist profiteer, she had this to say “people my age don’t even have enough money to buy smokes now a day’s let alone regular priced fuel, how on Earth does the government expect us to get buy?”

When asked how she felt about the recent US lead bombing campaign in Iraq and Syria that could thwart the supply of cheap black market oil into the west Dorothy explained “Fuel hasn’t been this bloody cheap in years, of course I’m upset that their bombing those people, why wouldn’t I be? I’ve got to look out for myself at the end of the day. Since ISIS came in I’ve saved plenty of money, my Bingo debt is gone and just last week I bought my first pack of smokes in over 6 months, I nearly had to give them up at one stage”.

Australian Federal Police media liaison officer Juliette Rawkin says there are so many people profiting from black market ISIS oil that they have asked The Australian Bureau of Statistics to include a question asking people to divulge information about their fuel buying habits in the next Australian Census.

“ISIS are a very well funded organisation, most of their money comes from black market oil they sell to the west as well as some recent intel coming in regarding a digital media science crowd we are still trying to wrap our heads around” Ms Rawkin stated.

Dorothy in the meantime has been let off with a warning with Chief of Police suggesting the powers that be ‘wont close the loophole’ and that this makes it extremely difficult for his officers to charge the local ISIS backers.

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Bombshell new evidence has revealed that ill fated Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 broke up mid air after being hit and punctured by a large number of ‘high-energy objects’.

Despite the mainstream dinosaur media claiming it was Russian separatists we here at TLP remained unfazed and were one of the only alternative media sources to question the Alien agenda in a July 18 article.

The new evidence points undoubtedly to the use of advanced alien laser weaponry. Using the term ‘high-energy objects’ is just another way to say LASER WEAPONS but of course the Teleprompter reading mainstream media wont tell you this because they are in cahoots with world alien run secret world governments.

We already know that the United States and Israel own Tactical High-Energy Laser weapons, if we can create such weapons of destructions, can you imagine what advanced alien civilisations are stock holding?

But why would ET want to shoot down an airliner?

Think about it!

If the aliens are working with the US government and the US government along with the EU wanted to separate the Ukraine from Russia, what better way to do it then to ask their ET butt buddies to drop the airliner from the sky’s and blame it on the Russians.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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We are sad to report that a Malaysian Airlines flight has been apparently shot down above one of the disputed Ukrainian and Russian territories.

Our sincere thoughts go out to the families affected.

Currently the news coming out of Europe is that Russian separatists have shot the airliner down. It is not clear at this stage whether the apparent attack was intentional or not or if it even happened.

Always question everything folks.

Those questions that need to be answered?

Was the plane really shot down? Because currently the evidence is lacking and both sides of the disputed area are pointing the finger at one another and with no real evidence to show of any rockets or missiles being fired. The question lingers….and as usual, no one in the mainstream media has even considered the very real threat of aliens.

No rockets, no missiles – think about it! LASERS!

If the Russians shot it down like the mainstream media is suggesting, what is the purpose or was it an accident?

The fact remains that the previous Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 has never been found.

Some are calling this a sad and bizarre coincidence.

Not truthers. We know something is array.

A wicked game is at play.

The real question we are wondering, are sheeple really that gullible? To believe that this is some sort of bizarre coincidence… c’mon.

There is something sinister going on.

Website illuminatiwatcher.com reports, more than likely this crash has something to do with the illuminati and likely aliens. The flight was after all a Boeing 777. With 7 being a favoured number of the illuminati elite such as Alistair Crowley, The Queen and notorious reptilian infidel Barack Obama.

We did some serious investigation online these last few minutes and have found a litany of exceptional citizen reporting.

Mostly it is coming out of truther web forum Above Top Secret and a very highly informative subreddit just take a look at some of the posts below. The ‘7’ signs are truly starting to creep us out here at The Lizard People and so is the talk of 20 pound pigeon/chickens.

Stay tuned folks, this one is going to get seriously weird and creepy. We would not be surprised if an all out alien battle breaks out.

UPDATE: 19th July 2014

GlobalNews.ca is reporting that the bodies of those on flight MH17 were ‘dead, drained of blood and decomposed days before the crash.’ For this to have happened all of the victims families must have been drugged or put into some kind of psychological trance keeping them from remembering that their family members were gone days before their flight and coincidentally, where did the plane take off from? Amsterdam.

Amsterdam is famous for its legal use of marijuana and magic mushrooms.

More than likely the families of the victims in Holland were all doped up on weed by secret Dutch psyop agents working for ‘the powers that and be’ then brainwashed them into believing their family members had departed four months later than the real real time and date they had actually left.

It is still unknown at this stage why family members of the victims not in Holland are also experiencing the exact same psychological effects, so far the theory is that a mass collective resonance of brain frequencies has happened, somehow.

Lets also consider the fact that this plane was loaded with attendees headed for a major AIDS conference in Melbourne, Australia…. for all we know the cure for AIDS was on that plane and big pharma stepped up to the plate to squash the rebellious competition.

Could this have been the same plane? Of course it could have.

This has got FALSE FLAG WORLD GOVERNMENT SECRET ILLUMINATI PSYOP written all over it folks!

If you’re not already trembling in your boots, you should be!

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