Magic potion goes in here Wizards (not the cool kind) disguised as homeopaths have recently declared the world as healed. Methods used? Leuticum (Or Syph) potion of course. Made from the dust of pixie wings and unicorn horns flushed straight down the toilet bowel. Alternatively, sprinkled into the ocean. TLP ...
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Santa Claus Caught Spraying Deadly Chemtrails
Chemtrails and magical elf powder caught spewing from the sleigh Jerry Blacksheep a resident of New Zealand says he was going about his business, sheering his sheep when he noticed something odd in the sky.It was something Jerry had seen many times before. Always around the same time of year. ...
Read More »The True Secret of the Ice Bucket Challenge Revealed
Next time I’m taking the (f**king) Pepsi challenge Unless you’ve been living in a cave on Mars you will have heard of the Ice Bucket Challenge. Of course, THEY insist that it is supposed to be a fun way to raise money for good causes. However, to those of us ...
Read More »Top 10 Methods for Not Curing Cancer Hidden by BIG Pharma
Take that Cancer! Cancer sucks and so does BIG Pharma. Here is a list of the TOP 10 methods that won’t cure your cancer that BIG Pharma doesn’t want you to know about. Instead they continue to let you try these stupid and ridiculous methods, spending your limited time and ...
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